When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360) BOOM. (via tehblackbirdisincognito)
Dog issues...the continuance
So here I am 500 dollars later with a dog exhibiting the same symptoms as Friday night. Looks like another emergency vet visit will be done. However, this time during the day and with his regular vet. At least I know the poison isn’t deadly. It’s still horrifying seeing him like this :(
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183. (via futureabortiondoctor) Fucking. Yes. (via angrywomenoftumblr) Praise be, Rick! (via bohemiandreamgirl)
Can I just absorb the powers of a veterinarian? I have neither the time to acquire the degree nor the energy or anything else required as it were. However, having that knowledge right now would at least put my brain at ease.
Songs that are fun to sing when one is not...
steveholtvstheuniverse: Come On Eileen Roxanne I Ran (So Far Away) The Ghostbusters Theme Hey Ya American Pie I Believe in a Thing Called Love Bohemian Rhapsody Lay All Your Love On Me 99 Luftballoons (Can’t sing it? Good. You’re drunk. No one cares.) It’s The End of The World As We Know It (See above) Hungry Like the Wolf Call Me You know what, just stick with stuff from the 80’s
I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...– M.I.A. (via transformfeminism)
symphonicxmemories: onehellofaslowbro: YES, THE LADIES SURE LOVE SUCKING ON A ZUKO! AND IT IS THE PERFECTO DRINK TO SERVE AT A FIESTA! GET IT BEFORE IT’S ALL GONE! WELL?? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? BUY IT PEASANT!!! …HALLUCINATING, EXCESSIVE FACIAL HAIR GROWTH, DECREASE IN SEX DRIVE, DEFLATION OF BREASTS, MAN PERIODS, DADDY ISSUES, AND M. NIGHT...
VIDEO: Sandra Bernhard: War on women is ‘a whole... →
leftish: Sandra Bernhard talks to Cenk Uygur of TheYoungTurks.com about Democrats’ apparent willingness to push back against religious groups that want to block insurance coverage of birth control. “This is a whole new level of ignorance that we’ve never seen in this country,” Bernhard says, especially when it comes to the candidate she calls “Sick Rantorum.” She says, “Now we just have ...
it means you're a monster: roger ebert on "this... →
dupery: 3four: Now consider her CIA buddies, FDR Foster (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy). Although Reese is not convincing as the woman they go to war over, she would be ideally cast as a straight roommate giving them advice about their romance. Because surely they’re gay. They do…
Life with Brie and Jai
Brie: there is either a helicopter or a flying penis in the air above me
Me: damn flying fallices
Brie : lol flying fallacies
Me: that too
Brie: rick santorum with wings
Me : I just inhaled jello
STFU, Conservatives: 14kgoldnyc: fridaphile: If... →
14kgoldnyc: fridaphile: If you are supplying medical insurance, then that means you are supposedly looking out for the bodily welfare of your employees and students. As it happens, the uterus, ovaries, vagina, and cervix occur within the body. It’s a real inconvenience. But part of…
Some people think that you can’t let same-sex couples get married without...– California attorney and semi-professional cynic Bill Smith on today’s Ninth Circuit decision regarding Proposition 8. Read the full decision here. (via cognitivedissonance)