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"Strong Female Character" in Legend of Korra
ukuzihs: I saw a tweet that was applauding Nick for Korra: The comic industry needs to take a long hard look at Korra because *that* is what a strong female character looks like. I kind of have to disagree. Korra just didn’t do it for me as a “strong female character.” If we are talking about “strong female protagonists” in that cartoon, they would be Asami and Lin Beifong. And in Avatar:...
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
cwnerd12: stalinistqueens: voltamin: i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions Finally, a word to describe my feelings. :’)
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow,...– Eric Berne (via aquaticwonder) maybe if you knew which was which, you would realize that the sparrow is the one singing and the jay is the one making horrible screaming noises so that other animals know how much it hates them (via desliz) ^^^ (via apiphile)
From A Squid A Day. WARNING: That squid you're...
neil-gaiman: You need to know this. Because probably you don’t have enough to worry about. I’m here today to talk about a very strange paper: Penetration of the oral mucosa by parasite-like sperm bags of squid: a case report in a Korean woman. This study, published in February in the Journal of Parasitology (?!), presents the tale of a woman eating squid who experienced “severe pain” and a...
But the problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose. At...– How To Be a Woman, Caitlin Moran (via melissa-ooo)