surfdog2000: tastes-like-fondue-and-metal: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS. what th
I had my father get sick when I was 22. And I was poor, alright. And my father...– Chris Rock [video] Bringing this back, because some people don’t seem to understand that there is a discrepancy in the quality of care among poor, middle-class, and wealthy people, NO MATTER HOW DEBILITATING THEIR RESPECTIVE DISEASES MAY BE. (via cgdageek) Forever reblog. (via missgingerlee)
Oh tampa you muggy ass city don’t you realize that I am standing in line for The Daily Show? Your heat is unappreciated.
boodlicious: forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself #i can no longer tell what is and...
thatonekidthatdidthatonenothing: Swing Version...
dumtaxat: lets play “which download link is the real one”
Woman walking into an abortion clinic gives Flying... →
gregtron: stfuconservatives: sunshineuncertaintyprinciple: I am in awe of this flawless human being. Read the whole post. This lady is perfect. I bet her spirit animal is a cross between a honey badger and a bald eagle.
The Reptile House: I'm pretty much just staying in... →
snakewife: It is 1:30pm. I got bacon cookies and milk from the kitchen, and at some point I am pretty sure my love of hygiene will drive me to shower, but no guarantees about not returning to bed immediately after. This is the foam mattress of selfloathing. You can really taste the bacon fat that went into… This is an awfully accurate representation of myself today, except I had to get...
taterthulhu: snazzycookies: specialshera: nicolascagefanblog: avalar: oh god he’s at it again should be the official video for the song No but, guys, look at these people’s faces. Sure, some of them were unpleasantly surprised, but he made so many people’s day. AGH. So many of them are so cheerful and laughing and just agghhh this is what I like to see~ Ahhhhhh what a cutie! ...
biologicalresearch: a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just...
if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.